W-O-R-K Virus

May 15th, 2006

I thought this was pretty important info to pass along…. Please follow the instructions CAREFULLY!!

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, by any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you’d like to have, completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both of the two known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, this is a telltale sign that you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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