Sunday School?

December 18th, 2005

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today ?”

Johnny raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.” Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.” and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!!!”

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this. and Robert said, “Well…..every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’!”

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