Trees and Priests?
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
62 comments December 12th, 2005
Archive for December, 2005
Another Day at the Office?
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
93 comments December 11th, 2005
The Harvesting of Leaders
Out of curiosity I went poking around the web looking for interesting web sites on the subject of leadership. Using Google as my search engine of choice, the results of a search for “leadership” struck me as interesting. An overwhelming number of search results focused on the term “leadership” pointed to web sites related to or associated with a variety of christian church organizations.
If we wanted to wax philosophical about the subject we might come to several possible conclusions;
Leadership within the context of religion is a greater form?
The church is trying to put a spin on it’s religious face so that it appeals to the ‘masses yet harvested’ from the broader cut-throat business world?
Leadership exists first in the church?
Church leaders know more than the rest of us?
I dunno, interesting none-the-less. Back to my search.
11 comments December 11th, 2005
Bubble-Bearded Santa Boy!
At 2 and a half years old, Sam loves the bubbles. This time was obviously more fun than usual as it turned into a photo shoot for the Vader family Christmas card.
We stole this idea from my cousin Stacey and her husband Mike – their boys made mighty fine bath time santa’s last year!
10 comments December 10th, 2005
Santa’s Children?
Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
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Train Set?
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
50 comments December 9th, 2005
On the Road Again
Audio notes from the road. Amazing what ya can do with a Mobyle phone these days.
50 comments December 9th, 2005
Future Rock Star?
We like to play Rock Star 'round our house. I think Samuel, at just 2 and a half, is REALLY takin' a hankerin' fer Cross Canadian Ragweed.
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Holiday Trivia
The average American takes six months to pay off holiday credit-card bills.
Pogonophobia: the fear of beards.
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. — and one
Kriss Kringle.
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa’s sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on
earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 –
plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.
From Us Magazine, Thanks to Keith Sullivan
Add comment December 8th, 2005