Little Redneck Number Two!

First pics of the upcoming addition to the clan…


With any luck, she’ll be a Dukes of Hazard fan - or he’ll be a Miller Lite man…

55 comments January 30th, 2006

This is Dangerous Vic

A friend of mine found this choice nugget as a post to the U2 Hype Gmail group - too good not to share;
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This email came to the U2 Hype Gmail group, which might get 2 emails a month.
It is extremely random and extremely Greatness!
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From: Dangerous Vic <>
Date: Jan 26, 2006 5:51 PM
Subject: Yo, yo yo. Check this out, u mozees
To: u2hype

Yo, what’s up? This is Dangerous Vic, on your case from the Ghetto
Bronx NY city calling all my homeboys eastside. I like to kick it with the dudes. I’m a mean motha fooka with a muze for a brotha and a nice leg of lamb for tea.

I don’t take no crap from any motha fuck, know what I’m saying? If they want a piece of Mr Dangerous they get a good kicking up their sorry little ass. White trash.

Until next time, keep it real

56 comments January 28th, 2006

NASCAR Champ Trades In Points For Fun Prizes

November 24, 2005
Onion Sports

HOMESTEAD, FL—Moments after the Nextel Cup Series came to an end following the Ford 400 Sunday, NASCAR drivers eagerly redeemed the points they amassed over the course of the season for an exciting selection of prizes, games, and candy. “I knew that every lap was bringing me closer to that awesome BMX bike,” said series champion Tony Stewart, who used the remainder of his 6,533 points to get a shower radio, a wall watch, and a mini tape recorder. “I could have gotten the inflatable electric raft if only I got to 7,000 points, or pooled my total with another racer like how Jimmie [Johnson] and Mark [Martin] did, but I’m pretty happy with the prizes I earned.” Wayne Anderson, who was forced to pick his prize last after finishing with just 34 points, was only able to afford 15 Airheads and four wax mustaches.

Add comment January 11th, 2006

Lance Armstrong’s Endurance Tested By Sheryl Crow Concert

September 29, 2005
Onion Sports

DALLAS—Seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong found his endurance stretched “almost to the breaking point” last Friday by a three-hour, 30-song concert presented by his fiancée, pop-folk singer Sheryl Crow. “It was a pretty tough slog,” Armstrong told reporters after the event, which he was obligated to attend as part of his new role as Crow’s future husband. “I was really straining around ‘The First Cut Is The Deepest’—I don’t mind telling you, I just couldn’t catch my breath. When we reached ‘All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun),’ I felt like I’d been through that territory about a million times, and I seriously considered just giving up and collapsing for the first time in my career.” Armstrong, who is revered by millions for fighting through cancer, antagonism from abusive fans, and steroid-abuse allegations, would not comment on whether this latest obstacle would prove too much for him to overcome.

114 comments January 11th, 2006