Archive for March, 2006

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

Redneck Bra As defined by Sex-Lexis.com;
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder:
Jocular slang for a bra . See bra for synonyms and related terms.
bra: A brassiere ; a woman’s undergarment to cover , support and give contour to the breasts. Synonyms and slangonyms: boob-tube ; booby-trap ; boulder-houlder ; breast-bucket ; bubby-trap ; bubby-hammock ; bust-bodice ; bust-girdle ; double-barrelled-slingshot (catapult); flesh-bag ; flopper-stopper ; front-suspension ; hammock-for-two ; harness ; nylon-milk-pails ; over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder ; tit-bag ; tit-hammock ; tit-holder ; tit-pants ; tit-sling ; two-ring-circus ; upper-decker-flopper-stopper. See also: falsies ; falsy ; padded-bra ; padding .

Quotes:

(1) Johnny Kelly (Michael Keaton) and a chorus-girl in Johnny Dangerously (1984):
– Girl: ‘ I’m not wearing a bra, Johnny .’
– Johnny: ‘ That makes two of us .’

(2) Nelson (Tim Robbins) and Mona (Jennifer Tilly) in No Small Affair (1984):
– Nelson: ‘ Hey, Mona, what’s your bra size? ‘
– Mona: ‘ Multiply the length of your dick by ten and add your I.Q. ‘
– Nelson: ‘ Ask a simple question she gives you a math problem .’

(3) Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): ‘ The bra , or something like it , has been in use for over 6,000 years but really didn’t come into its own until the turn of the century. The first formal application for a patent on the garment was filed on February 12, 1914 by Mary Phelps Jacob, also known as Caresse Crosby, who fashioned a prototype using some ribbons, thread , and two handkerchiefs. After World War I, the donning of the bra became synonymous with the chucking of the corset , long considered the restrainer of the female and the mainstay of her oppression. The bra allowed women to both liberate their bodies and assume a host of activities, both work and play, previously open only to men .’

See Also: patent heavers, over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, boulder houlder, upper decker flopper stopper, palpitators, two ring circus, water wings, zebra’d, bosom cheaters, bondage bra, colpomentiors, colpomimesis, breast bucket, bubby hammock, B.B., booby trap, nylon milk pails, bust-girdle, double D-cups, flopper-stopper, front suspension, hammock for two, harness, tit-bag, tit-hammock, tit holder, tit pants, tit sling, vertical bra, horizontal bra, double-barrelled slingshot, falsy, padded bra, padding, bra, B-cups, boob tube, bubby trap, bust bodice, breast form, cross-dressing, displaying her charms, sporting her blubbers, tissue-paper titties, flashing her charms, flesh bag, double D’s, bustier, brassiere,

Add comment March 25th, 2006

How to Get Rid of Telemarketers

Although they don’t come around much anymore thanks to the Natioanl Do Not Call List, once in a great while we still get a late night call from some shit or another who thinks I’m stupid enough to buy his ‘this’ or make a donation to her ‘that’. This little recording of one such call reminds me that if we relax and just have fun with those callers - they probably won’t call back. Click here for a listen

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Mr. & Mrs. Cullen S. Parry

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