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83 comments May 18th, 2006
Archive for May, 2006
W-O-R-K Virus
I thought this was pretty important info to pass along…. Please follow the instructions CAREFULLY!!
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, by any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you’d like to have, completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both of the two known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, this is a telltale sign that you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Add comment May 15th, 2006
Dear Abby
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete’s sake, you don’t need him anymore. You’re a United States senator from New York. Act like it!
396 comments May 13th, 2006
